In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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