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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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