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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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