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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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