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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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