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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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