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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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