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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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