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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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