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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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