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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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