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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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