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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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