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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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