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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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