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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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