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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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