Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

1611

How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

1795

What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

2205

What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

605

If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

1053

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239

What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

2260

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

1127

What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

174

What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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