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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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