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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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