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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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