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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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