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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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