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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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