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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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