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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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