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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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