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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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