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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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