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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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