How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

667

Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

986

What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

1755

What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

1181

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

1249

Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

2451

How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

2086

What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

164

Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

2294

Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

758

What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

2546

Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

365