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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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