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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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