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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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