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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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