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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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