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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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