What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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