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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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