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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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