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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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