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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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