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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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