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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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