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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon request his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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