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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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