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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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