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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How does a laptop catch a cold?

By leaving Windows open.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but has a chip on his shoulder.

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