Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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