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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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