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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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