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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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