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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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