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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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