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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food do people find to be very binding?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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