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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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