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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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