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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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