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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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