What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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