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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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