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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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