What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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