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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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