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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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