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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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