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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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