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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do many people say when discovering how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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