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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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