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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did the mother have sore upper-wrists?

Since there was no bus service, she had meta-carpools.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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