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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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