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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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