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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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