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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How does a laptop catch a cold?

By leaving Windows open.

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