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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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