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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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