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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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