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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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