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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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A tripod.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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