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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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