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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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