Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

2194

In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

1764

What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

2071

What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

1679

What is the plural of why?

Wise.

305

How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

1008

What'll happen if someone accidently consumed hair coloring?

They could dye.

1475

What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

2198

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136

What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

2297

What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

1823