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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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