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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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