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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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