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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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