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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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