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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes (castanets)

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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