What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

1840

What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

1628

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

2160

Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

1434

What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

1098

What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

1496

What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

324

What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

1107

Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

1574

What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

1638

Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

1981

How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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