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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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