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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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