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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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