What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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