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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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