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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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