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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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