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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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