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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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