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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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ChatGPT
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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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