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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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