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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What's the downside of overseeing a coatroom in the summer?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iran/Iraq border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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