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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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