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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is moistening meat based on?

Basting on.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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