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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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