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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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