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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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