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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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