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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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