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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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