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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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ChatGPT
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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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