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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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