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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He was fired.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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