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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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