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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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