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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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