What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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