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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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