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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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