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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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