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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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