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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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