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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Shane Ronay
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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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