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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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