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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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