How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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