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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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