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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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A square not.

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A photo of synthesis.

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