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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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