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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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