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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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