Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

721
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

1370
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

1638
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

945
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

895
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

568
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

951
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

1986
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

3190
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

195
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

1297