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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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