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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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