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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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