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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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