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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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