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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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