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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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