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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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