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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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