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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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