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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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