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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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