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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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