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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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