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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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