Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

2232

What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

1495

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

256

Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

2608

What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

800

Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He just rubbed people the wrong way.

574

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

1263

Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

1378

Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

2594

How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

2079