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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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