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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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