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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park?

Free Will.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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