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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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