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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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