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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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