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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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