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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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