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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Dovid Lane
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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Akiva Lane
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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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