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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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