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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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