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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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