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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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