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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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