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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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