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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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