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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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