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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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