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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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