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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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