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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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