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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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