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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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