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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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