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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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