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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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