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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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A square not.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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