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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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