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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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