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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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