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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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