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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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