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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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