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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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