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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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