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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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