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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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