How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

2362

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426

If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

1661

What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

356

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

750

Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

1305

When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

1489

Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

Because he never made decisions without his staff.

1923

Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

1044

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

439