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A swimming pool table.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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