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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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