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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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