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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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