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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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It is illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii

You must keep it at a low "ha".

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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