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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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