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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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