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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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