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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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