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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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