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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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