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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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