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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What happened to the unsold bread from the commercial bakery?

It was toast.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is the man on the right doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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