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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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It escapes me.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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