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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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