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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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