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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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