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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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