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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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