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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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