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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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