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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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