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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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