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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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