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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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