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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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