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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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