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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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