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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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