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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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