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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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