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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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