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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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