Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

1496

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

544

Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

653

Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

1033

What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

1341

When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

629

What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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