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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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