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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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